Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-03-30

  • God…every Monday it’s the same thing; where did the weeekend go? Where did this tattoo come from? Where are my pants? #

Today’s Twittery Bits

  • Stop living in denial, people – the world will end on April 1. Just face it and enjoy your last days on Earth. http://tinyurl.com/c9eo2h #
  • For all of Apple Mail’s shortcomings I thank my tiny pagan god every day that I’m no longer trapped in Outlook. #
  • Every Sunday evening it’s the same bloody thing. I look back all of the things I wanted to accomplish over the weekend but failed to do so. #

Random Crap I Tweeted This Week

  • And of course Mediatemple chooses now of all times to take its grid server down for maintenance. Today must be fuck with Kent’s mind day. #
  • How the hell do you integrate Facebook Connect with WordPress comments? I downloaded the fucking plugin, entered API key, and nothing works! #
  • Theorizing…Hooters must serve anabolic steroid appetizers on the menu. It’s the only explanation for their use of she-male waitresses. #
  • In a night club kind of mood and yet no one to go clubbing with. Life has actually gotten more boring since moving to Fort Wayne. #
  • The thief/plagarist designer who ripped off my site will soon taste the blade of my deadly Ninja lawyers, who appear in a puff of smoke. #
  • Some schlock ripped off my site design and is reselling it http://tinyurl.com/dhlpp9 #
  • Since when did Hooters hire all male-looking female waitresses? 20 minutes in this place and I’M the one experiencing penis envy. #
  • Miracle fruit turns sour into sweet, but won’t make Applebees lime Chicken taste any less like roadkill http://tinyurl.com/caf476 #
  • Never ceases to amaze me how parents and children will eagerly download Windows malware disguised as a SpongeBob screensaver. #

Today’s Twittery Bits

  • And of course Mediatemple chooses now of all times to take its grid server down for maintenance. Today must be fuck with Kent’s mind day. #
  • How the hell do you integrate Facebook Connect with WordPress comments? I downloaded the fucking plugin, entered API key, and nothing works! #
  • Theorizing…Hooters must serve anabolic steroid appetizers on the menu. It’s the only explanation for their use of she-male waitresses. #

Who is this guy?

Kent.Pribbernow
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Definition: a freelance web designer. senior web designer for Sweetwater Sound. a tech writer for lots of online publications. To learn more about me, go here.

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