2009 April : Elitist Snob: Mac snobbery and such

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-04-27

No Comments »April 27th, 2009

@gwardwell Oh sweet. This means I no longer have to suffer your maternal insults and are now powerless to defend your ho-bag mom. Payback! #
How did I ever miss this treasure? Fuck the Earth Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj_rvYbeut4 #
@panache If so, we share the same mental illness. There is an almost Apple-like quality too its clean and simple lines. Iconic. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-04-26

No Comments »April 26th, 2009

@gwardwell *cough cough* My symptoms are worsening. Now I’m rolling on the ground wallowing in my own feces, and wearing a snout. *oink!* #
Oh my God!! I’m sneezing …and developing a sudden craving for bacon! I have the Swine Flu! Game over man! GAME OVER! #
@timnovinger Enjoy the wind #
@longzheng You’re on the FBI’s “Persons of Interest” list. #
What’s deal with Bananas? You buy them green, then within 48 hours they’re rotten and covered with more liver spots than a Walmart greeter. #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-04-26

1 Comment »April 26th, 2009

84 degrees outside. Definitely in the mood for a beer today and maybe a return visit to Club Soda, if only Tom Castonzo were playing. #
@thebrawnyman What Fajita Festival? #
I can’t stand watching a woman breast-feed her baby in public. It kills me to see a baby getting something I’m not. #
@slinky66 At times like that you need an inebriated cowboy staggering around aimlessly with beer bottle in hand. #
@BrandonMiniman The real question is which will you choose? That will determine whether you’re a true Philadelphian. #
@thebrawnyman Do what I do for instant gratification and maximum awareness…chew the grounds. It’s fast, easy, and doesn’t require refills. in reply to thebrawnyman #
@chartier Could be an ulcer. I speak from experience. Every few minutes you feel like you’ve been punched in the gut by Payton Manning. in reply to chartier #
@gwardwell On the rocks. Goes down smooth and dries quickly, leaving a shine. #
@gwardwell Green tea is made from sea algae, grass clippings, and poodle piss. English Teas are the best. Vanilla Coke tastes like varnish. #
@gwardwell Religion isn’t my cup of Earl Grey. Neither are singles groups, least of all church chics that I have nothing in common with. #
@gwardwell I’d sooner join a cult. Oh,wait. #
@gwardwell Care to test that theory? You may take comfort in the fact pants are the ONLY bonus I get for being single. All else sucks. #
One major advantage to being single: Not having to wear pants. That’s right, I am pantless. Deal with it. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-04-25

No Comments »April 25th, 2009

84 degrees outside. Definitely in the mood for a beer today and maybe a return visit to Club Soda, if only Tom Castonzo were playing. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-04-24

No Comments »April 24th, 2009

@thebrawnyman What Fajita Festival? #
I can’t stand watching a woman breast-feed her baby in public. It kills me to see a baby getting something I’m not. #
@slinky66 At times like that you need an inebriated cowboy staggering around aimlessly with beer bottle in hand. #
@BrandonMiniman The real question is which will you choose? That will determine whether you’re a true Philadelphian. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-04-22

No Comments »April 22nd, 2009

@thebrawnyman Do what I do for instant gratification and maximum awareness…chew the grounds. It’s fast, easy, and doesn’t require refills. in reply to thebrawnyman #
@chartier Could be an ulcer. I speak from experience. Every few minutes you feel like you’ve been punched in the gut by Payton Manning. in reply to chartier #
@gwardwell On the rocks. Goes down smooth and dries quickly, leaving a shine. #
@gwardwell Green tea is made from sea algae, grass clippings, and poodle piss. English Teas are the best. Vanilla Coke tastes like varnish. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-04-21

No Comments »April 21st, 2009

@gwardwell Religion isn’t my cup of Earl Grey. Neither are singles groups, least of all church chics that I have nothing in common with. #
@gwardwell I’d sooner join a cult. Oh,wait. #
@gwardwell Care to test that theory? You may take comfort in the fact pants are the ONLY bonus I get for being single. All else sucks. #
One major advantage to being single: Not having to wear pants. That’s right, I am pantless. Deal with it. #

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