Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-04-26

Posted on April 26th, 2009 Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• 84 degrees outside. Definitely in the mood for a beer today and maybe a return visit to Club Soda, if only Tom Castonzo were playing. #
• @thebrawnyman What Fajita Festival? #
• I can’t stand watching a woman breast-feed her baby in public. It kills me to see a baby getting something I’m not. #
• @slinky66 At times like that you need an inebriated cowboy staggering around aimlessly with beer bottle in hand. #
• @BrandonMiniman The real question is which will you choose? That will determine whether you’re a true Philadelphian. #
• @thebrawnyman Do what I do for instant gratification and maximum awareness…chew the grounds. It’s fast, easy, and doesn’t require refills. in reply to thebrawnyman #
• @chartier Could be an ulcer. I speak from experience. Every few minutes you feel like you’ve been punched in the gut by Payton Manning. in reply to chartier #
• @gwardwell On the rocks. Goes down smooth and dries quickly, leaving a shine. #
• @gwardwell Green tea is made from sea algae, grass clippings, and poodle piss. English Teas are the best. Vanilla Coke tastes like varnish. #
• @gwardwell Religion isn’t my cup of Earl Grey. Neither are singles groups, least of all church chics that I have nothing in common with. #
• @gwardwell I’d sooner join a cult. Oh,wait. #
• @gwardwell Care to test that theory? You may take comfort in the fact pants are the ONLY bonus I get for being single. All else sucks. #
• One major advantage to being single: Not having to wear pants. That’s right, I am pantless. Deal with it. #

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