Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-04-26

Posted on April 26th, 2009 Posted by Kent
  • 84 degrees outside. Definitely in the mood for a beer today and maybe a return visit to Club Soda, if only Tom Castonzo were playing. #
  • @thebrawnyman What Fajita Festival? #
  • I can’t stand watching a woman breast-feed her baby in public. It kills me to see a baby getting something I’m not. #
  • @slinky66 At times like that you need an inebriated cowboy staggering around aimlessly with beer bottle in hand. #
  • @BrandonMiniman The real question is which will you choose? That will determine whether you’re a true Philadelphian. #
  • @thebrawnyman Do what I do for instant gratification and maximum awareness…chew the grounds. It’s fast, easy, and doesn’t require refills. in reply to thebrawnyman #
  • @chartier Could be an ulcer. I speak from experience. Every few minutes you feel like you’ve been punched in the gut by Payton Manning. in reply to chartier #
  • @gwardwell On the rocks. Goes down smooth and dries quickly, leaving a shine. #
  • @gwardwell Green tea is made from sea algae, grass clippings, and poodle piss. English Teas are the best. Vanilla Coke tastes like varnish. #
  • @gwardwell Religion isn’t my cup of Earl Grey. Neither are singles groups, least of all church chics that I have nothing in common with. #
  • @gwardwell I’d sooner join a cult. Oh,wait. #
  • @gwardwell Care to test that theory? You may take comfort in the fact pants are the ONLY bonus I get for being single. All else sucks. #
  • One major advantage to being single: Not having to wear pants. That’s right, I am pantless. Deal with it. #

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2 Responses to “Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-04-26”

  1. i had an ulcer last year because i am fond of skipping meals and working too hard. it was quite painful’,.

    Austin Cook
    August 1st, 2010

  2. believe me, ulcer is quite painful and its symptoms are not very good-.,

    Tea Dress :
    October 25th, 2010

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