Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-05-31

No Comments »May 31st, 2009
  • Going to see “Up” tomorrow. This movie is too good to be ignored. #
  • Thinking I need to be in a relationship if only to protect myself from making frivolous purchases. Today I almost bought an HP notebook. Gag #
  • Fuck the Fort Wayne Fire department… I’m buying a grill. Why deprive myself of grilled meat? I’m an American for God’s sake! #
  • SmokeyBones.com may not be good as grilling at home, but it’s damned good none-the-less. #
  • I’m not suggesting that Tom Cruise should die, but if stupidity were a crime he should stand trial – under capital punishment. #
  • 1916 encounter between WWI German Uboat and mysterious sea creature http://bit.ly/2eYti #
  • I once dated a girl like this… http://bit.ly/3fOA2
    At least the barking part anyway. #
  • “Deadliest Catch” rocks! The fisheries are the one profession where it’s cool to proclaim you have crabs. Awesome! #
  • Spent way too much time in the sun this weekend. I look like an upright-walking boiled lobster – I hurt in places I didn’t know I had. #
  • @gwardwell If this in any way results in me inheriting Guitar Gallery, the case you jury will be your own fucking murder trial! I swear it! in reply to gwardwell #
  • @loughkb I’m picturing a damp room smelling of sweaty gym socks and unbathed children with sticky hands. in reply to loughkb #
  • Going to see “Angels and Demons” tonight, to blow off steam. #
  • Spent the past 24hrs in the hot sun planting my parent’s garden. I look and feel like a fucking boiled lobster. Every inch of my skin hurts. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-30

No Comments »May 30th, 2009
  • Going to see “Up” tomorrow. This movie is too good to be ignored. #
  • Thinking I need to be in a relationship if only to protect myself from making frivolous purchases. Today I almost bought an HP notebook. Gag #
  • Fuck the Fort Wayne Fire department… I’m buying a grill. Why deprive myself of grilled meat? I’m an American for God’s sake! #
  • SmokeyBones.com may not be good as grilling at home, but it’s damned good none-the-less. #
  • I’m not suggesting that Tom Cruise should die, but if stupidity were a crime he should stand trial – under capital punishment. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-28

No Comments »May 28th, 2009

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-27

No Comments »May 27th, 2009
  • I once dated a girl like this… http://bit.ly/3fOA2
    At least the barking part anyway. #
  • “Deadliest Catch” rocks! The fisheries are the one profession where it’s cool to proclaim you have crabs. Awesome! #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-26

No Comments »May 26th, 2009
  • Spent way too much time in the sun this weekend. I look like an upright-walking boiled lobster – I hurt in places I didn’t know I had. #
  • @gwardwell If this in any way results in me inheriting Guitar Gallery, the case you jury will be your own fucking murder trial! I swear it! in reply to gwardwell #
  • @loughkb I’m picturing a damp room smelling of sweaty gym socks and unbathed children with sticky hands. in reply to loughkb #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-24

No Comments »May 24th, 2009
  • Going to see “Angels and Demons” tonight, to blow off steam. #
  • Spent the past 24hrs in the hot sun planting my parent’s garden. I look and feel like a fucking boiled lobster. Every inch of my skin hurts. #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-05-24

1 Comment »May 24th, 2009
  • @engadget Chinese army to overthrow U.S. Army by end of 2010 in reply to engadget #
  • On my way to watch Terminator Salvation at Carmike’s 8:15 showing. Killer robots await me. #
  • A friend just suggested that I “settle down with a nice chic”. A)There is no such creature. B) I’m already messed up in the head as it is. #
  • I’ve decided to hire an army of prostitutes to invade Fort Wayne. I’m the hero this city deserves, not what it needs. #
  • Thinking of watching Terminator tomorrow night. Anyone want to join me? No? Then go to hell… or watch Hanna Montana. Same difference. #
  • @gwardwell I’m afraid your home has, once again, been condemned due to fecal contamination from a flock of seagulls living in your attic. #
  • @gwardwell They’ve already sold their supply for Mongoloid idiots to you – they simply didn’t mark them “R” so as not to hurt your feelings. in reply to gwardwell #
  • Returned from LensCrafters with new contacts only to discover both boxes are marked “R”. So it seems I have TWO right eyes, no left. Biclops #

Who is this guy?

Kent.Pribbernow
- noun
Definition: a freelance web designer. senior web designer for Sweetwater Sound. a tech writer for lots of online publications. To learn more about me, go here.

    • The iPad is super-absorbant and available in Maxi-size as well. Your wife or girlfriend will love it! 2010-01-28
    • Great, now the Republicans are giving their rebuttal to the iPad. Bobby Jindal will tear it apart for being too liberal and lacking features 2010-01-28
    • I'm stunned by how much Apple's iBook reader rips off Classic reader for iPhone. http://bit.ly/2m9Yf0 2010-01-28
    • Watching Steve Job's keynote, and feeling reassured by Job's appearance. He's put on some weight and looks healthier than ever. 2010-01-28
    • So far the only thing I really blew my mind away from iPad is the drop-domn menu notification. This needs to be added to OSX and iPhone. 2010-01-28
    • More updates...
home