Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-05-24

Posted on May 24th, 2009 Posted by Kent
  • @engadget Chinese army to overthrow U.S. Army by end of 2010 in reply to engadget #
  • On my way to watch Terminator Salvation at Carmike’s 8:15 showing. Killer robots await me. #
  • A friend just suggested that I “settle down with a nice chic”. A)There is no such creature. B) I’m already messed up in the head as it is. #
  • I’ve decided to hire an army of prostitutes to invade Fort Wayne. I’m the hero this city deserves, not what it needs. #
  • Thinking of watching Terminator tomorrow night. Anyone want to join me? No? Then go to hell… or watch Hanna Montana. Same difference. #
  • @gwardwell I’m afraid your home has, once again, been condemned due to fecal contamination from a flock of seagulls living in your attic. #
  • @gwardwell They’ve already sold their supply for Mongoloid idiots to you – they simply didn’t mark them “R” so as not to hurt your feelings. in reply to gwardwell #
  • Returned from LensCrafters with new contacts only to discover both boxes are marked “R”. So it seems I have TWO right eyes, no left. Biclops #

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2 Responses to “Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-05-24”

  1. My kids loves Hanna Montana so much that they are addicted to it. Anyway, Miley is a pretty and talented young girl.*-,

    Aidan Webb
    May 6th, 2010

  2. i always love Hanna Montana because she is funny and she sings very well .

    Fire Surround ·
    November 8th, 2010

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