2009 May : Elitist Snob: Mac snobbery and such

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-05

No Comments »May 5th, 2009

@gwardwell A: As a rule I don’t drink during weekdays. B: Drinking alone is no fun, and something I avoid. in reply to gwardwell #
It’s Cinco De Mayo and here I am completely surrounded by no margaritas. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-05

No Comments »May 4th, 2009

@gwardwell we both know that you WISH for me to have all to myself. Claws or no claws. in reply to gwardwell #
@gwardwell seriously lusts after Hugh Jackman like a slutty high school cheerleader hoping to bang the star quarterback. Shameful. #
Calibrating my Warp Drive engines for Friday’s premier of Star Trek. EN-FUCKING-GAGE! #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-03

No Comments »May 3rd, 2009

I hear police sirens close by. They must have found my stash of mattress tags and illegally imported Macadamian nuts. Horror! #
@kueblerwolf But I’m not middle-aged, yet. That’s the scary part. in reply to kueblerwolf #
One of the first signs that you lead a boring life is looking forward to a Sunday trip to Macy’s to buy underwear. What have I become? #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-05-03

No Comments »May 3rd, 2009

@gwardwell No amount of alcohol could damage my Liver as much as the site of your Mother. One look at her face could liquify internal organs #
Whoever the hell wrote and produced “Van Helsing” should be castrated and drowned in bat guano. Even Hugh Jackman sucked. Jiminy! #
Swine Flu eliminates two segments of the population: those who lay with pigs, and those stupid enough to visit to mexico. Problem solved. #
@gwardwell No doubt you speak from experience. I picture you as the type of sick bastard who eats mineral deposits for recreation. #
@gwardwell Oh my FUCKING GOD! I should rip out your pancreas and pour gravel down your throat for comparing my mom to droopy. Hideous! #
@gwardwell Your Mom IS a foreign country and has multiple, hideously disfigured, faces. #
@gwardwell No, you bastard. Jude Law is my man-crush. He’s dreamy. #
@thebrawnyman only if you drink mineral spirits and rubbing alcohol. Then you become Betty Ford. #
That’s right, you magnificent bastards. It’s Friday. So be warned: I will run any vehicle off the road standing in the way of my cold beer. #
I am so mentally fatigued I just realized I’ve been sitting in my living room for the past 30 minutes in silence. Sad. #
@gwardwell Oh sweet. This means I no longer have to suffer your maternal insults and are now powerless to defend your ho-bag mom. Payback! #
How did I ever miss this treasure? Fuck the Earth Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj_rvYbeut4 #
@panache If so, we share the same mental illness. There is an almost Apple-like quality too its clean and simple lines. Iconic. #
@gwardwell *cough cough* My symptoms are worsening. Now I’m rolling on the ground wallowing in my own feces, and wearing a snout. *oink!* #
Oh my God!! I’m sneezing …and developing a sudden craving for bacon! I have the Swine Flu! Game over man! GAME OVER! #
@timnovinger Enjoy the wind #
@longzheng You’re on the FBI’s “Persons of Interest” list. #
What’s deal with Bananas? You buy them green, then within 48 hours they’re rotten and covered with more liver spots than a Walmart greeter. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-02

No Comments »May 2nd, 2009

Whoever the hell wrote and produced “Van Helsing” should be castrated and drowned in bat guano. Even Hugh Jackman sucked. Jiminy! #
Swine Flu eliminates two segments of the population: those who lay with pigs, and those stupid enough to visit to mexico. Problem solved. #
@gwardwell No doubt you speak from experience. I picture you as the type of sick bastard who eats mineral deposits for recreation. #
@gwardwell Oh my FUCKING GOD! I should rip out your pancreas and pour gravel down your throat for comparing my mom to droopy. Hideous! #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-05-01

No Comments »May 1st, 2009

@gwardwell Your Mom IS a foreign country and has multiple, hideously disfigured, faces. #
@gwardwell No, you bastard. Jude Law is my man-crush. He’s dreamy. #
@thebrawnyman only if you drink mineral spirits and rubbing alcohol. Then you become Betty Ford. #
That’s right, you magnificent bastards. It’s Friday. So be warned: I will run any vehicle off the road standing in the way of my cold beer. #
I am so mentally fatigued I just realized I’ve been sitting in my living room for the past 30 minutes in silence. Sad. #

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