Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-06-28

Posted on June 28th, 2009 Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• Tragic news – My hopes of accessing endless Japansese porn on my iPhone have been dashed: http://bit.ly/AdFvK #
• Either that, or I’m having a stroke. #
• My god…I’m so tired that even my fingers and toes are sleepy. Zzz…zzz…ZZZ.. #
• GearFest was a huge success! Sweetwater staff & customers had an awesome time. Looking forward to next year. #GearFest http://bit.ly/bkEl2 #
• Day two of #GearFest has begun. If you miss out on all the fun your friends will make fun of you. Don’t let that happen. http://bit.ly/bkEl2 #
• Will serve Sweetwater customers Sat. using my Mafia voice: “Nice hamburger. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it. #GearFest #
• @gwardwell It should. It was you who did all those things to me. And you popped my balloon animals. Bastard! in reply to gwardwell #
• @gwardwell has a bright future ahead of him… in the food services industry. #
• #GearFest Had a small child kick me in the crackers and a man accuse me of eyeballing his wife: It’s like last Friday all over again. #
• @thebrawnyman More adventures and more awesome! Well, not for me because I’ll be flipping burgers and handing out balloon animals. #GearFest in reply to thebrawnyman #
• I’m at #GearFest. Yes I am. And you are not. http://yfrog.com/0v8e0j #
• @gwardwell So you’re implying that I’m crazy for blotting my hair and combing my spills? I think not, my friend. in reply to gwardwell #
• eyes glistened as he stroked his long hair. And I heard him say as he drove off on his bike: Happy #GearFest to all and to all a good night! #
• there before me stood a great vendor; I knew in a moment it must be St. Fender. He handed out prizes and demoed his wares, with #GearFest .. #
• but a miniature half-stack and eight tiny pedals. Out to parking lot I ran in a flash, where great gear can be had for little cash #GearFest #
• There arose a great tent! I knew in a moment this must be some big event. When what to my wondering eye should appear #GearFest … #
• Twas the night before #GearFest and all through the store, not a guitarist was strumming; Not even a Korg. When suddenly on the lawn… #
• GearFest starts tomorrow, and I am ready! But more important I’ll be wearing pants – which unusual for me on a Friday. http://bit.ly/bkEl2 #
• @gwardwell Your mom called and wants her white moo moo back. in reply to gwardwell #
• White polo doesn’t really coordinate with khaki, yet dark pants they will clash with my white sneakers. Welcome to my dress code conundrum. #
• Banana Republic never carries my pants size! Those fruity bastards keep taunting with their stylish pleated cotton khakis that are too big. #
• @kueblerwolf Be thankfull you can pull off wearing glasses. On me they merely add to my adready dorky/nerdy aesthetic. in reply to kueblerwolf #
• @kueblerwolf How about a lovely pair of horned-frames? I hear the 1950 librarian look is making a comeback. Totally true. in reply to kueblerwolf #
• Gearing up for Sweetwater’s big GearFest event, Fri & Sat. You should be there because: A) It rocks. B) I say so. http://bit.ly/bkEl2 #
• @gwardwell No home could even support the weight of your mom, unless it were constructed from steel girders and reinforced concrete. in reply to gwardwell #
• @gwardwell Sure. Why not. It will help relieve the pain of working long hours at #GearFest in reply to gwardwell #
• How is it that so many thousands of iPhone apps exist, with not 1 good RSS reader among them? You devs are killing my inner pubescent teen. #
• Oh noes! Some dude matching my description just drank the last of the Diet Dew. Quick, Robin… to the MeijerMobile. #
• @gwardwell Even more surprising how word spreads that you’re a douche corporate shill. Astroturfer. in reply to gwardwell #
• @lavystar Still undecided – I’m afraid of the consequences sleep deprivation will have on me this week. I could turn into @gwardwell ‘s mom. in reply to lavystar #
• Having lunch with @gwardell and watching him shovel food into his mouth like a swine at feeding time. Disgusting. #
• Stealing parking spaces at Sweetwater; so easy a caveman can do it. #
• Attention game developers: the whole Zombie genre has been done to death (pun intentional). Can we please move on to a different theme now? #
• @thebrawnyman With REAL whipping cream I see. Sweet. in reply to thebrawnyman #
• Beautiful site pick of the day: http://weloveicons.com/ #
• @gwardwell Get a job and stop spamming the internets, loser! in reply to gwardwell #
• @chartier and this coming from a Microsoft shill no less. in reply to chartier #
• #fathersday So far I’ve successfully endured my dad’s tales of his bowel habbits and interogations regarding my single status. Not bad. #

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