2009 August : Elitist Snob: Mac snobbery and such

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-08-02

1 Comment »August 2nd, 2009

Want to know whos stalking you on twitter!?: http://TwitViewer.net #
@gwardwell I never said it was safe, only large enough to accommodate me. Well, myself and several other people. in reply to gwardwell #
@lavystar This could explain why Amber alerts always make me hungry for Pizza. Never mind the missing children, find my damned pepperoni! in reply to lavystar #
@gwardwell You dirtbag. Now even the internet is no longer a safe haven. Leaving me with only the library or your mom's skirt to hide under. in reply to gwardwell #
My neighbor's children are always screaming. "I want Pizza!" "I want to watch SpongeBob!!!" "Help! I'm being abducted!!!" So damned annoying #
Ahhhh! Diet Mountain Dew… Zero calories and enough caffeine to kill a man in his seventies. #
@gwardwell Your body won't survive but your head will live on. in reply to gwardwell #
@gwardwell Toilets offer a quick and easy escape from your home in the invent of zombie invasion. Hey, it works in Disney films. in reply to gwardwell #
@matthickey If she kisses anywhere lower you have to pay MUCH extra. in reply to matthickey #
@lavystar it's on my list. Right along with brains. Oh noes!!! I've been infected. Brains! in reply to lavystar #
Step 2: erect an enormous wall constructed of Lego building blocks and cheetos. Fact: Cheetos repel zombies, like garlic to vampires. #
Preparing contingency plan for the impending Zombie apocalypse. Step 1: stock up on a month's supply of smoked oysters and Robert Mondavi. #
@thebrawnyman Just shave your head (as I do) and no longer impress anyone. Problem solved. in reply to thebrawnyman #
@om in the Midwest (IN-OH-MI) Verizon offers far better coverage and quality of service. in reply to om #
@BrentSpiner 1 ticket to ComicCon: $10. Autograph of Brent Spiner: $1,000. Proving P.T. Barnum was right: Priceless. in reply to BrentSpiner #
@MikeTRose sending her off to the Gulag, er Summer camp eh? in reply to MikeTRose #
@panache Vidrar vel til loftarasa is my favorite. The video is… Intersting. o_O in reply to panache #
@thebrawnyman so he's like Charles Bronson, only armed with Xcode and a really badass iPhone app? Exactly how I pictured him. in reply to thebrawnyman #
Best headline error ever: "rather than paying attention to the play the President spent the evening entering Mrs. Galt. http://bit.ly/1U0xHv #
It amuses me to see rednecks wearing what they think to be the Confederate flag, in fact wasn't. Rather fitting – stupid piled on stupid. #
@panache Oh say it ain't so, Joe! Say it ain't so! How could you enjoy a monster flick where the monster is only the backdrop to the plot? in reply to panache #
@panache Please tell me that was sarcasm. Please! in reply to panache #
Dear God. These latest Snow Leopard desktops are horrible. A Cat humping a rock and picture of somebody's table cloth? http://bit.ly/3HcTl #

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