Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-11-29

No Comments »November 29th, 2009
  • Scarlett Johansson is hot. Seriously hot. The kind of hot that melts butter…in your pants. #
  • Working on freelance work, while watching some old Sherlock Holmes episode on Netflix in the background. #
  • Everyone seems to be buying live xmas trees today. Starting to feel like a scrooge for making no effort to decorate my apt for the holidays. #
  • Post-Thanksgiving Pantless Friday commences now – with the lingering after effects of yesterday's feast adding the urgency. Begone, pants! #
  • In the event I embrace the Muslim faith, I'm changing my name to this. http://twitpic.com/r79zz #
  • Having feasted on so much turkey, I have no appetite today – seriously not hungry. A crust of bread is too much for my colon at this point. #
  • Zombie scarecrow t-shirt, from the Wizard of Oz http://bit.ly/7s0GyA #
  • Thanksgiving – only day of the year I can casually ask for breasts, thighs, and dark meat, without disapproving looks. If only sex were…ah #
  • Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Enjoy your feast of wine, pie, poultry, and Pepto Bismol. #
  • Thankful that 400 yrs ago religious radicals from England came to this land, and stole it from its native inhabitants. God bless America. #
  • Parent visit movie theme: Bowel Wars, episode 3: the colon menace. #
  • Working late on Black Friday projects. My inner child is dying. On the other hand it delays the visit to my parents. A LOSE/WIN I suppose. #
  • Watched Transformers II with @gwardwell and @cdwardwell via @sweetwatersound. Megan Fox is hot but her lips are coated in KFC chicken grease #
  • Reminded why I use throwaway hotmail account for various website registrations. Logged in and it's full of porn spam. Not that I don't mind. #
  • Wearing lavender-colored dress shirt today. Because lavender is the most masculine of effeminate colors. #
  • RT @BrentSpiner "New Moon" makes $140 million in first weekend. And they say Americans have no taste. Hah!! #
  • Google Voice fails to translate voicemails into text accurately. Or my Dad really is watching football at Church, while eating pots and pans #
  • Let's try that again. New Moon grossed 140 million at the box office this weekend, all thanks to teenage girls and creepy goth kids. Scary #
  • New Moon grossed 140 million at the #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-11-22

No Comments »November 22nd, 2009
  • Neglected to include photo. http://yfrog.com/3gxq8gj #
  • Completed relocation of gaming PC from desk to floor, where it belongs. I regret ever having chose a full tower with such large footprint. #
  • What to do with a wood shelf sitting in a corner for months, neglected, because it requires 2 people to nail it to a wall? Answer: trash it! #
  • I'm fasting in order to prepare my gastrointestinal tract for the feasting orgy to come next week. #
  • Hah! Looks like Sarah Palin had a warm reception waiting for her in Noblesville. The crowd went rogue. http://bit.ly/587QVi #
  • T-minus 20 minutes until pantless Friday liftoff. Or dropdown, such as it were. #
  • The 2011 Volkswagen Jetta looks like ass compared to the current model. If I do buy a new car next, won't be this one. http://bit.ly/Fis4 #
  • Devoting this weekend to Javascript and jQuery study. Anyone care to join me? No? I thought not. #
  • How to get Microsoft Off 2010 free and legally: http://cuthut.com/cCE (via @Jon4Lakers) #
  • Wondering if the Swine Flu (aka Pork Pox) is an adequate excuse to get out of spending Thanksgiving with your parents? Worth a try. #
  • Screw the Mac Pro – next upgrade cycle I'm opting for a 27" iMac instead. A post on TUAW.com will explain further. #
  • Wishing @thebrawnyman & @lavystar a safe trip to Florida. Where they will return aged more than 30 years and smelling of arthritis ointment. #
  • Craziest comment today. Woman interviewed on radio exclaimed "Sarah Palin is the only person in Washington who's read the constitution." #
  • Learning jQuery. Odly not too difficult to grasp and in many ways easier to comprehend than straight up Javascript. #
  • Dear Apple, please include wide view (3-pane) in Mail so I can cease this endless ass-torment of using buggy layout plugins. kay? Thanks. #
  • Check out my review of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. http://bit.ly/2LAifQ #
  • My interview with Fake Steve Jobs (Dan Lyons) is now live. http://bit.ly/3Gp4gm #
  • Some old gold. An article I wrote way back in the day as "Fake Ed Colligan", the now former CEO of Palm. http://bit.ly/34a58k #
  • TUAW Talkcast is live! Come join the conversation: http://tuaw.com/tag/talkcast #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-11-15

1 Comment »November 15th, 2009
  • Local radio playing holiday music 24/7. Nothing fills me with rage more than the sound of Burl Ives singing Silver and Gold. #thataintright #
  • Returned from a great evening with @thebrawnyman and @lavystar. Awesome dinner and movie. Now to get some work done. #
  • Wrapping up my Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 review, and looking forever more at Russian and the skies above with suspicion. #
  • Stalin's flying shitcan. Never built Soviet K7 superbomber from the 1930s reborn in CGI. This is why Communism failed.
    http://bit.ly/gQEOv #
  • What the hell happened to Julia Roberts? Once the gal of my dreams now becomes a thing of nightmares. Scary. http://yfrog.com/586w7j #
  • My Dad is forcing me to either date some random chic (potentially a prostitute) or turn gay, giving him a heart attack. Either way I win. #
  • Listening to "I can see the pines are dancing" by A.A. Bondy. Great song. http://bit.ly/1pJPtW #
  • As I anticipated, 2012 is an ass-bending stupid apocalyptic flick with lots of CGI used to conceal a weak plot. crap! http://bit.ly/a0YMp #
  • Google, how long will it take for you to serve me with Wave invites to give away to friends, after I've joined? #
  • eHarmony.com, how many times must I tell you that I've taken my business to mailorderrussianbrides.com? #
  • The forecast for today calls for embarrassing erections. http://bit.ly/1UxppE #
  • In the mood for some Friday dining. But where? #
  • TUAW team on Twitter: #followfriday @luomat @matonmacs @robertpalmer @timwasson @carrjd @joachimbean @stevensande @MikeTRose, me of course. #
  • Best quote of the day: "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw shoes." via @thebrawnyman. #
  • Gangsta rappers have the most idiotic names like Master P, Bizzy Bone, Jayz, and Small Penis Pee-Pants. You down with SPPP? #
  • If you really want to dress like the 'I'm a Mac' guy, here's the wardrobe: http://bit.ly/1Rlosh (via @armintalic) #
  • Currently reviewing the Twitter Peek device – and decidedly unimpressed. Meh. #
  • Bathroom privacy fail: http://yfrog.com/em41159311j #
  • Playing with a bit of jQuery to make it do that thing I want it to do. You know, that thing? #
  • Just finished playing single-player mission in COD Modern Warfare 2. Verdict: Awesome game, far fetched story. Battle of Burger King? #
  • First ridiculous moment in COD Modern Warface 2: Russian paratroopers invade the US, engaging in street battles to control fast food joints? #
  • No college in Ft Wayne offers classes on web development? How the hell is that possible? #failinthefort #
  • Off to see Men who stare at goats with @thebrawnyman and @lavystar. #
  • 1 copy of COD Modern Warfare 2 purchased. I'm ready to clean up, and I brought a big ass mop. Look out, bad guys, here comes Mr. Clean. #
  • Decision made – I'm buying the Xbox version of Call of Duty Modern Warface 2. Now to the join the hordes amassing around GameStop stores. #
  • Dodge Viper logo turned upside reveals… Daffy Duck? WFT? http://bit.ly/33kNFP #
  • Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 day. I can almost taste the gunpowder. #
  • The real cause of your slow internet is your mom downloading pork rinds and cream-filled pastries. Even a T1 line can't satisfy her hunger. #
  • Daydream Believer: Literal Video Version http://bit.ly/188FJx #
  • Pondering which copy of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 to buy this Tuesday; PC or Xbox 360? #icantdecide #
  • Finishing my Magic Mouse review, and thinking of making a second video. Do I really want to go through that whole scissor bullshit again? No #
  • Follow the TUAW team on Twitter http://twitter.com/tuaw/lists/tuaw-team #
  • Ford unveils $650 car for poor consumers, and Jerry Springer audience. http://bit.ly/3hquT7 #
  • Waiting for @gwardwell and @cdwardwell to escape from their prison of drooling children to have lunch. The sight of toddlers ruins it for me #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-11-08

No Comments »November 8th, 2009
  • "Is it over?" #threewordsaftersex #
  • New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse. http://bit.ly/riXzp #
  • Just came from watching Zombieland with @gwardwell. AWESOME movie! Best slow death scene ever, with Bill Murray. #
  • Pantless Friday. The disrobing begins. #
  • Carpet cleaner: "We can't make it Saturday. Our guy has swine flu. How about Mon?" Me: "Will that include free Hamthrax infection? No thnx." #
  • Why don't the police bring Angela Lansbury into the Ft. Hood shooting case? She could have the whole thing solved in one episode. #
  • Disembodied head of Senator presides over hearings. http://yfrog.com/j491bj http://bit.ly/2ZHNRo #
  • "Make up sex. It's worth fighting for." Great quote. #
  • Apple Mail – why the hell do you save phantom drafts of emails that I've already sent out – days ago? It's ok, you can let them go. Fly free #
  • Gasoline + Stupid = Garbage Burning FAIL http://bit.ly/281PKd #
  • Damn it! I missed the premiere of V tonight. You win again, attention deficit disorder! #
  • Delicious snacks distract Congressmen during Senate hearings. http://bit.ly/33ZQL4 #
  • "She was just a normal kid. Not some fat, dumb, Mormon fuck face who should have drank herself to death…" http://bit.ly/2fo9QP #
  • Oh, Aston. Why must you seduce me with your dazzling designs and sexy sports coupes that I'll never be able to afford? http://bit.ly/44xqnR #
  • Tarzan enjoyed playing with monkeys, especially alone in the bushes. http://bit.ly/2b4871 #
  • Listening to "Gay" by Stephen Lynch. This song always makes me laugh. http://bit.ly/4dKyEj #
  • Follow the TB Crew: @Jon4Lakers, @BrandonMiniman, @armintalic, @LassePulkkinen, @thegadgetjunky1, @elitistsnob, @vforvindiesel, @Mb_chris #
  • Imminent impact @MacHeist (151.7,174.4) Witness it and get DaisyDisk ($20) for FREE to reclaim GBs of space on your Mac! http://macheist.com #
  • RT @TechnoBuffalo Info: Launch day giveaway: PS3 Slim – http://cuthut.com/xp3 #
  • ˙spɹɐʍʞɔɐq os ˙ɹnoɥ ǝuo ʞɔɐq ןןoɹ oʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ – ǝɯıʇ sƃuıʌɐs ʇɥƃıןʎɐp ɯoɹɟ/oʇ uoıʇısuɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝsıdsǝp ı #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-11-01

No Comments »November 1st, 2009
  • The morning after Halloween – why hasn't the city cleaned up all the candy and bodies of mutilated children from sidewalks. It's unsightly. #
  • Mighty Mouse unboxing video posted. http://bit.ly/OAyT0 #
  • My Magic Mouse has arrived. Unboxing and first impressions to follow. #
  • How to properly masquerade your gay son this Halloween: http://bit.ly/2J0JOS #
  • Playing with shell scripts in OSX, and bending them to my will. Each terminal command is an underpants-soiling adventure. #
  • There is something lewd to me about a giant button on a shipping website that reads "Track your package". #
  • Came home to find a package at my door, hoping it to be the new Magic Mouse I ordered. Instead this was inside.. http://yfrog.com/78m17hj #
  • New 27" iMac wallpaper http://bit.ly/1NZXi0 #
  • Deleted scene from Star Trek film – with Klingons! http://bit.ly/3LVRMg #
  • Awesome 3D display technology. I must have this… I must! http://bit.ly/1kQr7o #
  • One of the most beautiful combinations of musical score and cinematography ever. Excellent sound and CGI. http://bit.ly/2Hm0Cd #
  • Anyone have a Google Wave invite they would like to share? #
  • Microsoft cancels sponsored Family Guy episode. Thank God. http://bit.ly/ScT8F #
  • The writer that reviewed this seven-layer Windows 7 BK Whopper must have died shortly after from beef overdose. http://bit.ly/xsUXf #

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