Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-11-08

Posted on November 8th, 2009 Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• "Is it over?" #threewordsaftersex #
• New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse. http://bit.ly/riXzp #
• Just came from watching Zombieland with @gwardwell. AWESOME movie! Best slow death scene ever, with Bill Murray. #
• Pantless Friday. The disrobing begins. #
• Carpet cleaner: "We can't make it Saturday. Our guy has swine flu. How about Mon?" Me: "Will that include free Hamthrax infection? No thnx." #
• Why don't the police bring Angela Lansbury into the Ft. Hood shooting case? She could have the whole thing solved in one episode. #
• Disembodied head of Senator presides over hearings. http://yfrog.com/j491bj http://bit.ly/2ZHNRo #
• "Make up sex. It's worth fighting for." Great quote. #
• Apple Mail – why the hell do you save phantom drafts of emails that I've already sent out – days ago? It's ok, you can let them go. Fly free #
• Gasoline + Stupid = Garbage Burning FAIL http://bit.ly/281PKd #
• Damn it! I missed the premiere of V tonight. You win again, attention deficit disorder! #
• Delicious snacks distract Congressmen during Senate hearings. http://bit.ly/33ZQL4 #
• "She was just a normal kid. Not some fat, dumb, Mormon fuck face who should have drank herself to death…" http://bit.ly/2fo9QP #
• Oh, Aston. Why must you seduce me with your dazzling designs and sexy sports coupes that I'll never be able to afford? http://bit.ly/44xqnR #
• Tarzan enjoyed playing with monkeys, especially alone in the bushes. http://bit.ly/2b4871 #
• Listening to "Gay" by Stephen Lynch. This song always makes me laugh. http://bit.ly/4dKyEj #
• Follow the TB Crew: @Jon4Lakers, @BrandonMiniman, @armintalic, @LassePulkkinen, @thegadgetjunky1, @elitistsnob, @vforvindiesel, @Mb_chris #
• Imminent impact @MacHeist (151.7,174.4) Witness it and get DaisyDisk ($20) for FREE to reclaim GBs of space on your Mac! http://macheist.com #
• RT @TechnoBuffalo Info: Launch day giveaway: PS3 Slim – http://cuthut.com/xp3 #
• ˙spɹɐʍʞɔɐq os ˙ɹnoɥ ǝuo ʞɔɐq ןןoɹ oʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ – ǝɯıʇ sƃuıʌɐs ʇɥƃıןʎɐp ɯoɹɟ/oʇ uoıʇısuɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝsıdsǝp ı #

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