Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-11-29

Posted on November 29th, 2009 Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• Scarlett Johansson is hot. Seriously hot. The kind of hot that melts butter…in your pants. #
• Working on freelance work, while watching some old Sherlock Holmes episode on Netflix in the background. #
• Everyone seems to be buying live xmas trees today. Starting to feel like a scrooge for making no effort to decorate my apt for the holidays. #
• Post-Thanksgiving Pantless Friday commences now – with the lingering after effects of yesterday's feast adding the urgency. Begone, pants! #
• In the event I embrace the Muslim faith, I'm changing my name to this. http://twitpic.com/r79zz #
• Having feasted on so much turkey, I have no appetite today – seriously not hungry. A crust of bread is too much for my colon at this point. #
• Zombie scarecrow t-shirt, from the Wizard of Oz http://bit.ly/7s0GyA #
• Thanksgiving – only day of the year I can casually ask for breasts, thighs, and dark meat, without disapproving looks. If only sex were…ah #
• Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Enjoy your feast of wine, pie, poultry, and Pepto Bismol. #
• Thankful that 400 yrs ago religious radicals from England came to this land, and stole it from its native inhabitants. God bless America. #
• Parent visit movie theme: Bowel Wars, episode 3: the colon menace. #
• Working late on Black Friday projects. My inner child is dying. On the other hand it delays the visit to my parents. A LOSE/WIN I suppose. #
• Watched Transformers II with @gwardwell and @cdwardwell via @sweetwatersound. Megan Fox is hot but her lips are coated in KFC chicken grease #
• Reminded why I use throwaway hotmail account for various website registrations. Logged in and it's full of porn spam. Not that I don't mind. #
• Wearing lavender-colored dress shirt today. Because lavender is the most masculine of effeminate colors. #
• RT @BrentSpiner "New Moon" makes $140 million in first weekend. And they say Americans have no taste. Hah!! #
• Google Voice fails to translate voicemails into text accurately. Or my Dad really is watching football at Church, while eating pots and pans #
• Let's try that again. New Moon grossed 140 million at the box office this weekend, all thanks to teenage girls and creepy goth kids. Scary #
• New Moon grossed 140 million at the #

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