Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-12-27

3 Comments »December 27th, 2009
  • Cork'n Cleaver is a restaurant stuck in a time warp. Seriously, like stepping back into the 1970s. The food is great, but the decor? Scary. #
  • Watching Dogma reminds me of all the reasons I hate Janeane Garofalo. She is a satan's succubus. Resisting the urge to smash my Television. #
  • Just returned from watching Sherlock Holmes with @gwardwell and @cdwardwell. Fantastic movie! Robert Downy jr and Jude Law were brilliant. #
  • Dad: "so, dating anyone?" Me: "identical twin prostitutes" Dad: *tears* "you always want your children to have it better than you did." #
  • "MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOVIE HOUSE!" #
  • Roads are icy. Which means I'll be driving under the influence of spiked eggnog while waving a large salt shaker out of the window. #
  • Google Voice translation of voicemail from dad: "Let us know where goes your ass, and scalp Arabs. Okay bye." *Sigh* On Christmas no less. #
  • Why do I feel as though I'm suffering from a bad hangover, without having consumed any alcohol? Was I sleep drinking… again? #
  • Oh MagicPrefs, is there any Magic Mouse gesture you don't support? Even my middle finger works – both insulting and intuitive. #
  • Nothing quenches my thirst like a 16oz serving of rage! Anger is my energy drink of choice – hot, steaming, and served with a tiny umbrella. #
  • Christmas shopping for dad. What do you buy a man who always complains about his bowels? A colonoscopy and year's supply of toilet paper? #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-12-20

1 Comment »December 20th, 2009
  • Sears cashier: "So, out Christmas shopping?"

    Me: "No, I often buy perfume and power tools together in one purchase." #

  • Am I the only one aroused by the site of raw cookie dough? That's not weird is it? Lovin the oven. #
  • Watching Dr. Strangelove. A classic Kubrick film. Best quote "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" #
  • Every time I see a photo of Sarah Jessica Parker I keep homosexuality open, as an option. Seriously…she frightens the hell out of me. #
  • Pantless Friday! Time to show my neighbors the meaning of the term "Indecent exposure". #
  • Avatar hangover has set it. Caffeine is the only thing keeping me conscious. The perils of midnight movie premieres. #
  • Avatar exceeded my expectations. Awesome flick! #
  • At the premiere of Avatar with @thebrawnyman, and getting p0wned by AT&Ts snail-ass network. Fewer bars in more places. #
  • Preparing to see the midnight showing of Avatar with my good friend @thebrawnyman. W00t! #
  • Buying Christmas cards is challenging because I can't find a message that says "I hate all of you bastards and place a voodoo pox upon you!" #
  • We're one step closer to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 becoming reality. http://bit.ly/7d8Rfl Russian paratroopers over DC are next. #
  • Watched "The Lost Battalion" again. A truly sad tale of the U.S. Army's 77th Division, 308th Battalion in WWI. A must see movie. #
  • Creepy Santa photos. Enjoy. http://www.creepysantaphotos.com/ (via @panache) #
  • Holiday music is starting to liquify my internal organs. Just endured Kenny Rogers's "Christmas in Kentucky" on the ride home. Kill me now! #
  • There is no other word to describe AT-AT pet photos, other than delightful. Because they are delightful. http://bit.ly/10Odah #
  • New Core i7-980X Mac Pros will blow the doors off your kitchen cabinets, but won't sway me away from a 27" iMac. http://bit.ly/777bse #
  • If the radio plays that fucking "Christmas shoes" song one more time I'm converting to Judaism, moving to Israel. Waterboarding to my ears! #
  • Going back to replay Thief 3. A game that once stole my heart….and $50 of my hard earned money. http://bit.ly/8P2AJu #
  • Microsoft's new "Bing Tweets" ad campaign makes me want to rip out my eyes and urinate into the empty bleeding sockets. They're awful. #
  • HTC's Legend, successor to Hero, rocking beefier specs, improved designed, AMOLED display, and giving me a nerdgasm! http://bit.ly/8vxetk #
  • Having watched the deleted scenes from Star Trek, I understand the reason for their removal; pointless and not making a damn bit of sense. #
  • I'm using Flight Control on my iPhone http://bit.ly/VcgHh #wakoopa #
  • I swear to god, it wouldn't be the holiday without some random fat woman stepping on my fucking toes while waiting in line. Ahhhhhh!!!! #
  • On my way to do some Christmas shopping and geek out at Barnes & Noble, where I shall fondle the Nook. #
  • How the hell did Rachel Ray ever become a TV chef? Seriously, she's like Chef Boyardee with breasts. Her recipes are slop mixed in a bowl. #
  • Just finished killing aliens in Halo3 with @gwardwell. And were both sexually assaulted by our vibrating controllers. Not cool. #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-12-13

No Comments »December 13th, 2009
  • Sweet Jesus! I just realized that Tyler Perry played a cameo role in Star Trek! Both the movie and JJ Abrams are now officially dead to me. #
  • Saw the parents today, and now getting it from both sides. Dad chastises me for not dating, and mom now says I look "sickly" – too thin. #
  • I've been told that hanging a "Do not disturb" sign on my trousers works against my sex life. So now it's "Yes, we're OPEN!" all the way. #
  • Pants. Friday. You know the drill. That's right, it's pantless Friday. Time to hang the "Do Not Disturb" sign on my trousers. #
  • Listening to "Cold Hands" by Brendan Benson. http://bit.ly/7GpTP2 Not a bad song, if I do say. And I do say. #
  • This weather gives me the urge to knock over nativity scenes and stab inflatable snowmen. Only my rage keeps me warm. Yeah, i'm that guy #
  • Thank god the arrival of winter at least forced the elderly to migrate back to Florida, leaving a slimy trail of arthritis ointment behind. #
  • Alien projector or world's largest PowerPoint presentation? http://bit.ly/62VvoQ #
  • Fucking winter weather! I've a good mind to break out my giant laser and obliterate the polar ice caps once and for all. Season's greetings. #
  • Dear God – this Star Trek DVD is taking forever to copy! It would be faster to have JJ Abrams come to my home and reenact the movie for me. #
  • Winter storm conundrum: Roads are icy, but I just learned I'm out of bar soap. Do I drive to the store, then into a ditch? Or just stink? #
  • New Boxee beta looks amazingly good, and hopefully overcomes the current release's asstastic quality. http://bit.ly/7BjDNG #
  • I'm hoping to win a copy of Billings in the @macappstorm Christmas Giveaway! http://mac.appstorm.net/ #
  • TUAW Talkcast is live right now. I'm on the show. #
  • Listening to "Perfectly Lonely" by John Mayer, and becoming ever more lame for doing so. I'm ashamed, but I like it. http://bit.ly/8WicSf #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-12-06

1 Comment »December 6th, 2009
  • Took the plunge and purchased an AppleTV. Then immediately hacked and installed Boxee/XBMC. Hulu, here I come. #
  • Magic Mouse has drained two AA batteries in just 35 days of use. Not good. I'm switching it off and letting it think about what it's done. #
  • Giving serious thought to buying an AppleTV instead of a Mac mini – hacking it to bits. This requires much thought, and lots of beverages. #
  • Stretched Limos are the work of the devil. They combine women, alcohol and large motor vehicles in one elongated package. A WIN, in my book. #
  • The sex-deprived part of me wants to beat Tiger Woods to death with his own golf clubs for cheating on his HOT wife. My god! She is HOT! #
  • Pantless Friday was nearly cancelled. Yet I managed to free myself of impeding clothing, in spite of this. The gods have blessed my loins. #
  • Struggling to decide what role my neglected gaming PC would best serve – Linux/RAID/VPN server, or media center PC. #
  • Does anyone out there know if Apple still includes Apple logo stickers in the box, with new products? #
  • Sure, mail order brides look appealing. Until you order this http://yfrog.com/4etxsj but get this http://yfrog.com/3no9zj #
  • http://twitpic.com/rq1ts http://twitpic.com/rq1tq #
  • Thank you, Comcast, for ruining another productive evening = internet down last night. #
  • Listening to "God-man" by Cadet. As a rule I loathe Christian music, but this song is so campy and upbeat. http://bit.ly/7IWA8H #
  • At Best Buy drooling over the new 27" iMacs. http://yfrog.com/3gfvqj #
  • OH…MY…GOD! This is totally awesome. http://bit.ly/6AzixW #

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