Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-12-27

Posted on December 27th, 2009 Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• Cork'n Cleaver is a restaurant stuck in a time warp. Seriously, like stepping back into the 1970s. The food is great, but the decor? Scary. #
• Watching Dogma reminds me of all the reasons I hate Janeane Garofalo. She is a satan's succubus. Resisting the urge to smash my Television. #
• Just returned from watching Sherlock Holmes with @gwardwell and @cdwardwell. Fantastic movie! Robert Downy jr and Jude Law were brilliant. #
• Dad: "so, dating anyone?" Me: "identical twin prostitutes" Dad: *tears* "you always want your children to have it better than you did." #
• "MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOVIE HOUSE!" #
• Roads are icy. Which means I'll be driving under the influence of spiked eggnog while waving a large salt shaker out of the window. #
• Google Voice translation of voicemail from dad: "Let us know where goes your ass, and scalp Arabs. Okay bye." *Sigh* On Christmas no less. #
• Why do I feel as though I'm suffering from a bad hangover, without having consumed any alcohol? Was I sleep drinking… again? #
• Oh MagicPrefs, is there any Magic Mouse gesture you don't support? Even my middle finger works – both insulting and intuitive. #
• Nothing quenches my thirst like a 16oz serving of rage! Anger is my energy drink of choice – hot, steaming, and served with a tiny umbrella. #
• Christmas shopping for dad. What do you buy a man who always complains about his bowels? A colonoscopy and year's supply of toilet paper? #

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