Qualcomm Delivers Best April Fools Gag of the Day
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
Those time vampires over at The Onion have created yet another hernia-inducing parody newscast – this time lampooning the world’s largest gadget maker for its endless sea of irrelevant and often confusing consumer devices.
This is exactly what I want sitting on my desk next to a pile of oily rags soaked in gasoline, in an office filled with asbestos furniture.

So I take it this means upskirt photos are illegal too? Remind me never to visit Korea.
Via: Beconfused
Today is indeed a depressing day. Another mile on my odometer. The striking of my biological clock, lets out a sad groaning tone – it’s my Birthday!
“Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that’s somehow connected to birth.” - Hugh Elliott
Spam has always been a problem with social networks, but now even FaceBook is slowly devolving into a social spamwork site, as the young company looks for new ways to generate revenues. It’s bad enough the service constantly beckons me to spam all of my friends with every new app I add to my profile, or notify them every time my bowels move. Now they’ve introduced new ploys to integrate ads into their service, turning user notification space into ads. (more…)

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