Random Crap I Tweeted This Week
- And of course Mediatemple chooses now of all times to take its grid server down for maintenance. Today must be fuck with Kent’s mind day. #
- How the hell do you integrate Facebook Connect with WordPress comments? I downloaded the fucking plugin, entered API key, and nothing works! #
- Theorizing…Hooters must serve anabolic steroid appetizers on the menu. It’s the only explanation for their use of she-male waitresses. #
- In a night club kind of mood and yet no one to go clubbing with. Life has actually gotten more boring since moving to Fort Wayne. #
- The thief/plagarist designer who ripped off my site will soon taste the blade of my deadly Ninja lawyers, who appear in a puff of smoke. #
- Some schlock ripped off my site design and is reselling it http://tinyurl.com/dhlpp9 #
- Since when did Hooters hire all male-looking female waitresses? 20 minutes in this place and I’M the one experiencing penis envy. #
- Miracle fruit turns sour into sweet, but won’t make Applebees lime Chicken taste any less like roadkill http://tinyurl.com/caf476 #
- Never ceases to amaze me how parents and children will eagerly download Windows malware disguised as a SpongeBob screensaver. #






