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Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-06-22

No Comments »June 22nd, 2009

Having lunch with @gwardell and watching him shovel food into his mouth like a swine at feeding time. Disgusting. #
Stealing parking spaces at Sweetwater; so easy a caveman can do it. #
Attention game developers: the whole Zombie genre has been done to death (pun intentional). Can we please move on to a different theme now? #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-06-21

No Comments »June 21st, 2009

@thebrawnyman With REAL whipping cream I see. Sweet. in reply to thebrawnyman #
Beautiful site pick of the day: http://weloveicons.com/ #
@gwardwell Get a job and stop spamming the internets, loser! in reply to gwardwell #
@chartier and this coming from a Microsoft shill no less. in reply to chartier #
#fathersday So far I’ve successfully endured my dad’s tales of his bowel habbits and interogations regarding my single status. Not bad. #
Update: He informs me that his stool as of today is soft, and lacking in substance. Riveting! #
Arrived at parents house. Already Dad has notified me of his irregular bowels habits. Live updates to follow. #

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-06-21

No Comments »June 21st, 2009

Update: He informs me that his stool as of today is soft, and lacking in substance. Riveting! #
Arrived at parents house. Already Dad has notified me of his irregular bowels habits. Live updates to follow. #
@thebrawnyman Must be nice being married, to someone who cooks. For me it’s lunchmeat sandwich with microwave mac and cheese. Yum in reply to thebrawnyman #
… telling me I need to go to church, etc. Honestly I’d rather be a police officer in Iran. #
Not looking forward to Father’s Day, and having to endure my dad’s diatribe about his daily bowel habits, asking why I’m not married yet… #
I love listening to CNN reporters explain to the masses that “RT” means retweet in Twitter parlance. As if THEY were experts. Hilarious. #
@panache T-shirts and jeans are cross generational fashion. But you really do need to stop wearing that Emo hair style. in reply to panache #
Grocery shopping at Meijers: the place is overrun with elderly. The oder of Ben Gay and Florida is suffocating. #
Steve Jobs reportedly underwent Live transplant, according to WSJ: http://bit.ly/37oX1e I call bullshit on that story. #
In the mood for some good BBQ. Debating whether to pick up some for lunch, or hold out for Ribs at RibFest this evening. Decisions. #
Oh Evernote, is there nothing you can’t do? Were you a lusty female, I would marry you. Or at least fondle your buttons. http://bit.ly/8RFcU #
Windows 7 must eat electricity in its slumber. After resting all night, my MacBook dropped to 20% charge – down from 40%. How, I ask you? #
iPhone 3Gs makes Palm Pre its bitch. http://bit.ly/3wqia #
@thebrawnyman I will never view Asians quite the same way. in reply to thebrawnyman #
Just come from watching The Hangover with @thebrawnyman and @lavystar awesomely hilarious movie – best comedy of the year. #
Heads up Fort Wayne. A huge storm front is headed this way from Chicago. Aunty Em?! Aunty Em?! #
@gwardwell No doubt you will miss RibFest in order to fullfill your sick sexual fantasies involving whips, leather, and peanut butter. Sick! in reply to gwardwell #
Fabulous. I just crap open a beer and immediately tornado sirens start. Are they warning Fort Wayne about me? #
@gwardwell Your wife has my sympathies. Little does she know that she married a mentally retarded shit-flinging African ape. Monkey boy. in reply to gwardwell #
@gwardwell Father’s day is confusing for Greg because his mother is actually a transgender male, giving him two dads. Gay runs in his jeans. #
@gwardwell Here’s hoping that you stop being a cluless bovine-brained douchebag. *fingers crossed* in reply to gwardwell #
@thebrawnyman are you reading the backs of greeting cards again? #
And were it not for the ass-raping wallet-eating velociraptors of AT&T, I would upgrade. $700 is a bit steep, geek or no geek #
I made the fatal mistake of playing with the iPhone 3GS, and already I’m suffering orgasmic nerdlust. More impressive than expected. #
That should have read DIDN’T earn me lolz. Lazy typing on Friday #
Cracking Vista jokes to a group of Microsoft MVPs did earn me lolz #
@macrogeek I haven’t, but I will. Thanks for that tip. in reply to macrogeek #
For Father’s day I’m buying my dad a set of luggage to carry the emotional baggage from my childhood: Samsonite’s Guilt-trip Grip bags. #
Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a TV classic. I miss it. http://bit.ly/jTXLf #
Theory: Smart attractive women are drawn to fat stupid men. Quandary: I’m too thin and way too ugly. I can fix the first part, but… #
Every time I see an ugly guy with a really attractive woman I wonder what halucinagen she’s under and where I can get it. #
Listening to @gwardwell drone on about his personal life is like a bed-time lullaby that puts me to sleep. Boring bastard. #
@thebrawnyman Apple’s app servers are being hammered with a flood of app update requests. The price of popularity. in reply to thebrawnyman #
RT @johnbiggs religion http://post.ly/sRQ in reply to johnbiggs #
What? How did Flag Day slip past me unnoticed? I was planning to observe the day by wearing my pants at half-staff. Oh well. Next year. #
@gwardwell Good news! You’re package is on its way… back to Utah! #
@jarques @esquareda Thanks in reply to jarques #
#iPhone Sorry, I meant Settings>General>About>Version #
#iPhone Can anyone tell me what build number they see in Settings>About>Version after installing 3.0? #
@gwardwell When did startin’ time begin? You haven’t done a damned thing all day. in reply to gwardwell #
@gwardwell is buying his wife a Chia pet for an anniversary present because he; A)Has shitty taste. B)Is easily amused by growing pottery. #
If only #Iran ate sweet tasty Apple Jacks for breakfast, it wouldn’t be in this electoral mess. A is for Allah – J is for Jihaad. #
@gwardwell is a #squarespace spammer constantly tweeting #squarespace to win a free #squarespace iPhone. sleazy #squarespace bastard. #
@JasonCalacanis You should also take a look at “Things” for OSX, if you’re on Mac. http://culturedcode.com/ in reply to JasonCalacanis #
I hate Improv Everywhere. These bastards should all be shot for leading pointless lives. Do they not have jobs? http://bit.ly/oLlYP #
@gwardwell Always h8ting on my Android. Did Google street view take photos of your hideous hippopotamom sunbathing outdoors or something? in reply to gwardwell #
AppFresh updates all my Mac applications, with a fresh minty taste. http://metaquark.de/appfresh/ #
Chewbaca dog http://twitpic.com/7i2j5 #
Samsung’s first Android phone looks awfully tempting. How can I say no? How? http://bit.ly/181HTr #
@peterrojas I thought you were a Mac guy, Peter? in reply to peterrojas #
@panache How would iPhoto know that is my aunt Hellen? in reply to panache #
I went to a British Soccer game, and an Iranian Election broke out. #
@gwardwell Don’t fret. No Android phone on the market right now supports AT&T’s 3G network. That’s a deal breaker. in reply to gwardwell #
Sitting inside Sears service center waiting for my truck to be diagnosed. Strange metal on metal sound coming from front wheels. #
There are moments when I need someone to protect me from myself. Now is one such time. I am This close >< to ordering an Android phone. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-06-20

4 Comments »June 20th, 2009

@thebrawnyman Must be nice being married, to someone who cooks. For me it’s lunchmeat sandwich with microwave mac and cheese. Yum in reply to thebrawnyman #
… telling me I need to go to church, etc. Honestly I’d rather be a police officer in Iran. #
Not looking forward to Father’s Day, and having to endure my dad’s diatribe about his daily bowel habits, asking why I’m not married yet… #
I love listening to CNN reporters explain to the masses that “RT” means retweet in Twitter parlance. As if THEY were experts. Hilarious. #
@panache T-shirts and jeans are cross generational fashion. But you really do need to stop wearing that Emo hair style. in reply to panache #
Grocery shopping at Meijers: the place is overrun with elderly. The oder of Ben Gay and Florida is suffocating. #
Steve Jobs reportedly underwent Live transplant, according to WSJ: http://bit.ly/37oX1e I call bullshit on that story. #
In the mood for some good BBQ. Debating whether to pick up some for lunch, or hold out for Ribs at RibFest this evening. Decisions. #
Oh Evernote, is there nothing you can’t do? Were you a lusty female, I would marry you. Or at least fondle your buttons. http://bit.ly/8RFcU #
Windows 7 must eat electricity in its slumber. After resting all night, my MacBook dropped to 20% charge – down from 40%. How, I ask you? #
iPhone 3Gs makes Palm Pre its bitch. http://bit.ly/3wqia #
@thebrawnyman I will never view Asians quite the same way. in reply to thebrawnyman #
Just come from watching The Hangover with @thebrawnyman and @lavystar awesomely hilarious movie – best comedy of the year. #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-06-19

No Comments »June 19th, 2009

Heads up Fort Wayne. A huge storm front is headed this way from Chicago. Aunty Em?! Aunty Em?! #
@gwardwell No doubt you will miss RibFest in order to fullfill your sick sexual fantasies involving whips, leather, and peanut butter. Sick! in reply to gwardwell #
Fabulous. I just crap open a beer and immediately tornado sirens start. Are they warning Fort Wayne about me? #
@gwardwell Your wife has my sympathies. Little does she know that she married a mentally retarded shit-flinging African ape. Monkey boy. in reply to gwardwell #
@gwardwell Father’s day is confusing for Greg because his mother is actually a transgender male, giving him two dads. Gay runs in his jeans. #
@gwardwell Here’s hoping that you stop being a cluless bovine-brained douchebag. *fingers crossed* in reply to gwardwell #
@thebrawnyman are you reading the backs of greeting cards again? #
And were it not for the ass-raping wallet-eating velociraptors of AT&T, I would upgrade. $700 is a bit steep, geek or no geek #
I made the fatal mistake of playing with the iPhone 3GS, and already I’m suffering orgasmic nerdlust. More impressive than expected. #
That should have read DIDN’T earn me lolz. Lazy typing on Friday #
Cracking Vista jokes to a group of Microsoft MVPs did earn me lolz #
@macrogeek I haven’t, but I will. Thanks for that tip. in reply to macrogeek #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-06-18

No Comments »June 18th, 2009

For Father’s day I’m buying my dad a set of luggage to carry the emotional baggage from my childhood: Samsonite’s Guilt-trip Grip bags. #
Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a TV classic. I miss it. http://bit.ly/jTXLf #
Theory: Smart attractive women are drawn to fat stupid men. Quandary: I’m too thin and way too ugly. I can fix the first part, but… #
Every time I see an ugly guy with a really attractive woman I wonder what halucinagen she’s under and where I can get it. #
Listening to @gwardwell drone on about his personal life is like a bed-time lullaby that puts me to sleep. Boring bastard. #
@thebrawnyman Apple’s app servers are being hammered with a flood of app update requests. The price of popularity. in reply to thebrawnyman #
RT @johnbiggs religion http://post.ly/sRQ in reply to johnbiggs #
What? How did Flag Day slip past me unnoticed? I was planning to observe the day by wearing my pants at half-staff. Oh well. Next year. #
@gwardwell Good news! You’re package is on its way… back to Utah! #

Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-06-17

No Comments »June 17th, 2009

@jarques @esquareda Thanks in reply to jarques #
#iPhone Sorry, I meant Settings>General>About>Version #
#iPhone Can anyone tell me what build number they see in Settings>About>Version after installing 3.0? #

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