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No Comments »Friday, Aug 20, 2010, 11:52 am Posted by Kent Pribbernow

Ignore this post. Just playing with a bit of code. PHP is a dangerous tool in my hands.

Random Bits I Tweeted on 2010-01-31

5 Comments Sunday, Jan 31, 2010, 4:15 pm Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• The iPad is super-absorbant and available in Maxi-size as well. Your wife or girlfriend will love it! #
• Great, now the Republicans are giving their rebuttal to the iPad. Bobby Jindal will tear it apart for being too liberal and lacking features #
• I'm stunned by how much Apple's iBook reader rips off Classic reader for iPhone. http://bit.ly/2m9Yf0 #
• Watching Steve Job's keynote, and feeling reassured by Job's appearance. He's put on some weight and looks healthier than ever. #
• So far the only thing I really blew my mind away from iPad is the drop-domn menu notification. This needs to be added to OSX and iPhone. #
• I view the iPad in much the same way as I do AppleTV: a cool prototype attempting to create and/or redefine a market, but falls short. #
• Ten more minutes until I join the legions of iWhores plunking down my credit card to buy new Apple shit. Don't judge me! #
• It's a nice neighborhood to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. http://bit.ly/9qpdxL #
• My Apple predictions for today. 1. Apple announces tablet. 2. Apple shares drop, afterward. 3. Twitter goes down. All in that order. #
• My God am I excited about today!

  They're serving pizza for lunch! Wait, is there some other big event today? #

• Every time a Wal-mart security scanner rings, a door greeter gets their wings. Or falls dead from a sudden heart attack. #
• This is AWESOME: http://www.switched.com/2010/01/25/spaced-out-designing-the-workspace-for-every-desk-dweller /via @superpixels #
• Grabbing some coffee at Starbucks to make my blood run black with the sweet deliciuos nector of — at Starbucks Coffee http://gowal.la/s/mBi #

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Random Bits I Tweeted on 2010-01-24

No Comments »Sunday, Jan 24, 2010, 4:15 pm Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• Just realized that I've been working for the past 5 minutes with Miley Cyrus playing unnoticed in the background. I feel shame, and Nausea. #
• The Happy Plane will kill you with love…and bullets. http://twitpic.com/zh6yk #
• No dice. Just as before Gowalla will not let me check-in at any more spots. Fix this, @gowalla. #
• Creating a new spot in Gowalla in hopes it will resolve the pesky bug i'm encountering. — at Blockbuster Video http://gowal.la/s/3g8q #
• Went to a Chinese restaurant tonight. They copied my meal, made it cheaper, cutting into my profit margin. I left hungry and jobless. #
• What's that you say, pants? I should take you off? I can't – I'm still at work. #pantlessFriday #
• Excited by the prospect of @lettersapp project and the pending arrival a robust Mac IMAP email client for power users. http://bit.ly/8A2Rx4 #
• MacUpdate.com is my daily window for discovering awesome new software. Each visit feels like boarding a ship filled with hot women, all 4 me #
• Insanely vulgar Better Off Ted outtakes. http://bit.ly/6LxRne #
• Magic Mouse really is magical. It makes batteries disappear – having consumed a second set of batteries in shorter time than the first. #
• Wow Google, seriously? You don't allow embedded maps in Waves? Great product integration you have there. Pure fucktastic genius. Really. #
• Thought just occurred to me that Apple should resurrect its now defunct iBook branding for the tablet. The perfect name for such a product. #
• My inner geek is already sporting an erectile projectile for the Apple tablet, and the damned thing isn't even announced yet. I wants it! #
• To the crackwhore spermatorium bimbo hooker who nearly ran me off the highway on the way home. You have made a powerful enemy today. #
• Slogan of the day "The mystery has been pantsed." #
• Watching Penn and Teller's Bullshit for the first time and thoroughly enjoying it. Though I'm shocked by the amount of tits & profanity. Oy! #

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Random Bits I Tweeted on 2010-01-17

No Comments »Sunday, Jan 17, 2010, 4:15 pm Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• These pants are so gone. #pantlessfriday #
• This is simply mind-blowing awesome. A homemade Iron Man costume, complete with LED effects. http://bit.ly/4KvYnW #
• Looking forward to attending PAX East in March with @thebrawnyman, @pokepoke, and @snowman2025 for a weekend of gaming violence. #paxeast #
• The most stunning use of CG ever designed. Breathtaking, and all of it is fully CG (i.e. not real). http://vimeo.com/7809605 #
• The sight of John Mayer on the cover of Guitar World mag scares the hell out of me. I must burn my copy immediately, then gouge out my eyes. #
• George Takei appears on the next Heroes. He may be playing the part of judge, but he'll always be gay shirtless sword wielding Sulu to me. #
• So who's attending Pax East this March? Interested in a meetup? #
• Procured my copy of Modern Warfare 2 for PC. I await the next opportunity kill all of my good friends online. What are friends for? Pew pew! #
• Clever Honda ad on Chuck. Too bad the Accord Crosstour is an ass-ugly car designed by drunken dyslexic mongoloid idiots. #
• Macy's, If I can't find a replacement zipper pull for my Pakistani-made jacket in less than one hour, you and the third world will suffer. #
• Palm CEO has never used an iPhone – or so he claims. http://om.ly/dwyT (via @GuyKawasaki) #
• In the mood for a seeing a movie but can't find anything that appeals to me. #
• Shopping horror while standing at the checkout lane: a fat woman in a sit'n shop with a box of condoms in her basket. I hate you, Walmart! #
• Something you don't want to see while standing at the checkout lane: a fat woman in a sit'n shop with a b — at WalMart http://gowal.la/s/VuL #
• At Sweetwater, picking up my MacBook's power brick that I carelessly left on Friday. #

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Random Bits I Tweeted on 2010-01-10

No Comments »Sunday, Jan 10, 2010, 4:15 pm Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• Farewell, pleated pants. Friday has come to free you. Yes, it's Pantless Friday, folks. Join my liberation movement – emancipate your legs. #
• Microsoft's answer to iSlate is a slate PC, running straight up Windows 7 with no customizations. Apple is so going to crush this category. #
• Watching Steve Balmer's CES keynote, and laughing hysterically at his fumbling Tablet demos. Someone didn't brief him how to use the device. #
• Oh, BetterTouchTool. If you were human I would meet you in a club, take you aside and do unspeakable acts to you..in public. I love you. #
• The new Slingbox 700u looks like badly designed bathroom scales. Seriously, who would want this in their living room? http://bit.ly/8zmV4P #
• Mapping multi-touch gestures to my Magic Mouse in BetterTouchTool. I can finally use finger swipes to refresh Tweetie and Mail! Paradise. #
• Sweet lord, Portia De Rossi is a hottie! She's like a female Jude Law with breasts. And….breasts. That's not wrong is it? #
• Wonderful! I step outside into the Siberian tundra and my jacket zipper breaks. Thank you, Pakistan for my defective coat & frozen nipples! #
• AppZapper 2.0 update is droolworthy & makes uninstalling apps fun. I've wiped out half of my applications already. STOP ME! #appzapper #
• My Yahoo personals debacle has taken on a new horror. Now it's trying to match me with women in their 40s. Why does Yahoo hate me? #
• Abortion is a pregnancy refund conducted beneath a sign that reads "All sales are final". #
• My friend Ben Adryl. He works wonders on cold symptoms and hyperactive children. Call him. He's available 24/7, right on your night stand. #
• Homeland Security and the NTSA put on such great theater, convincing the public our airlines are safe for travel. I almost want to believe. #
• Inglorious Bastards serves are further evidence that Tarantino's brain has suffered permanent damage from his coke habit. Too much blow. #

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Random Bits I Tweeted on 2010-01-03

No Comments »Sunday, Jan 3, 2010, 8:15 am Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• I regret ever having explored Yahoo personals. My inbox is fillrd with fat divorced women looking for a second income. I give up. No more. #
• Watched Aliens Vs. Predator Requiem for less than 40 minutes before ejecting the DVD. That's 10 minutes less than Brokeback Mountain. Bleh! #
• Photo perspective fun. http://bit.ly/GPodR #
• Photos that expose our dirty minds. http://bit.ly/5K3dDO #
• Star Wars where you least suspect it http://om.ly/dhUI (via @GuyKawasaki) #
• Had fun playing Munchkin with @pokepoke, @lavystar, @thebrawnyman, @snowman2025. And learning that I'm apparently not trusted around women. #
• Disturbingly realistic sculptures that will make you cringe. http://bit.ly/2QZslH #
• My "Toys for Tards" drives was a failure. I wanted to bring joy to under privileged retarded kids, yet none of you contributed. Shameful. #
• Jailbroke my iPhone for the sheer pleasure of installing ProSwitcher and Orbit, which provide functions Apple should build into the OS. #
• Holiday spam. Nothing says Christmas like a huge erection that lasts until New Year's. My idea of Yule Log. http://twitpic.com/vrk2x #
• Playing Star Wars Force Unleashed Sith Ed. Which I'm finding to be surprisingly good, given mediocre reviews. #

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Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-12-27

3 Comments Sunday, Dec 27, 2009, 8:15 am Posted by Kent Pribbernow

• Cork'n Cleaver is a restaurant stuck in a time warp. Seriously, like stepping back into the 1970s. The food is great, but the decor? Scary. #
• Watching Dogma reminds me of all the reasons I hate Janeane Garofalo. She is a satan's succubus. Resisting the urge to smash my Television. #
• Just returned from watching Sherlock Holmes with @gwardwell and @cdwardwell. Fantastic movie! Robert Downy jr and Jude Law were brilliant. #
• Dad: "so, dating anyone?" Me: "identical twin prostitutes" Dad: *tears* "you always want your children to have it better than you did." #
• "MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOVIE HOUSE!" #
• Roads are icy. Which means I'll be driving under the influence of spiked eggnog while waving a large salt shaker out of the window. #
• Google Voice translation of voicemail from dad: "Let us know where goes your ass, and scalp Arabs. Okay bye." *Sigh* On Christmas no less. #
• Why do I feel as though I'm suffering from a bad hangover, without having consumed any alcohol? Was I sleep drinking… again? #
• Oh MagicPrefs, is there any Magic Mouse gesture you don't support? Even my middle finger works – both insulting and intuitive. #
• Nothing quenches my thirst like a 16oz serving of rage! Anger is my energy drink of choice – hot, steaming, and served with a tiny umbrella. #
• Christmas shopping for dad. What do you buy a man who always complains about his bowels? A colonoscopy and year's supply of toilet paper? #

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